By Ray Cooney and Michael Cooney
In this hilarious story of three brothers, Tom and his wife are about to adopt a baby. His brothers are anxious to help make a good impression on the woman from the agency who arrived to check on the home and lifestyle of the prospective parents. Unfortunately Dick, who has stashed boxes of suggled brandy and cigarettes in the house, and Harry, who is possession of a cadavar he is planning to sell illegally to a medical school, fail miserably. The adoption agency representative is aghast - and the illegal Croation aliens who do not speak English are no help at all.